Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the body of water think so much?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?