Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do bees chew?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Which animal will never go bald?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?