Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's the most determined bird?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?