My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How do frogs get to work?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do surfers go to school?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?