My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why are bakers so good at math?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?