My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?