My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's the politest month?