What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How does a witch play loud music?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?