What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?