What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
Who invented fractions?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do insects learn at school?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?