Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What car can't keep a secret?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where do baby apes sleep?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?