Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?