Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Where would you find an elephant?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How did the toad die?