What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What was the first animal in space?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call bees that are best friends?