What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call the dog magician?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What nationality are most fish?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What insect thinks it's a dog?