What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What words make the best athletes?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why was the mime upset?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?