What does winter fat turn into?
Spring rolls.
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What bird is always sad?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?