What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?