What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What is the most faithful insect?
Where are average things manufactured?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What fish sings the best?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Can February March?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?