What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?