What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
How does a taco bless the table?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?