What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?