Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Can February March?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?