Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where does money love to go shopping?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?