Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
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Why did the foal cough?
How can you make 7 even?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What fish only swims at night?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?