Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
When does a horse talk?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do polar bears vote?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is the color of the wind?