Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's a tuna's favorite game?