What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
When do astronauts eat?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's a forklift?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?