What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do frogs drink in the winter?