What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do math teachers love March?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?