What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What shape is bad at driving?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which dogs love to study science?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?