What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where does breakfast live?
Why is the beach so confident?