What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
What's a dog's favorite city?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?