What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
When do mice play every day?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do bees say in the summer?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?