Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why was the dog so popular?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
