Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What car always breaks the rules?
Which cats love to be petted?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What does the sun drink out of?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
A book just fell on my head.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?