Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
It's Crowded!
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What fish sings the best?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What bird is always sad?