Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which band is always treated like royalty?