Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where do frogs keep their money?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?