How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
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How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?