How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do rhinos charge?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How does a barber get to work?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?