How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?