Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the bee say to the flower?