Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
They're all about that eye-land life!
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?