What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Who invented fractions?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?