What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?