What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are goats so funny?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?