What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?