What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?