What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?