What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?