What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call octopus twins?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?