What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
When do mice play every day?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?