What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How long will dinner be?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?