What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why was the picture sent to jail?