What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What was the first animal in space?