What do you call a sarcastic duck?
A wise quacker.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How does dinner smell?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do two skunks argue?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?