What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did autumn say to summer?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a vacation at home?