What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's the noisiest food?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?