What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What animal has the most fun?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What nationality are most fish?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What utensil does water use to eat?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?