Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
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What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why is a computer so smart?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a small mom?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?