Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?