Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why do cats love to work?
Why are English teachers so smart?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?