Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What school subject really rocks?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?