What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What vegetables make the best music?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Who do camels find most inspiring?