What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What game do bats excel at?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of dog loves to eat?