What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?