Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What's the friendliest national park?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why was the bee sad?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What day never takes itself seriously?