Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What do cats wear to work?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Did you know about April 1st?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?