Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are frogs always so happy?