Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a tired tree?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What animal has the most fun?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?