How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Five Guys®.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?