What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do trees get access to the internet?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?