What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
Why was the storm actually calm?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do snowmen go to dance?