What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
Why are all priests fit?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why was the cat so small?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why is the beach so confident?