Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?