Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?