Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How does a cow do math?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What vehicle works the hardest?