What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
Where do stars go to college?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What car can't keep a secret?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?