What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How does a witch play loud music?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?