What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
A T-shirt.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?