Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which family member has tusks?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?