Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How does a squid go into battle?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?