Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
When does a horse talk?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a cat's favorite color?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.