Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What bee is good for your health?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why is furniture so generous?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
When should you start writing a book?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How long do chickens work?
Why are ET's eyes so big?