What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do bears keep cool?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How do frogs get to work?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a frog's favorite year?