What do you call a retired cowboy?
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What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?