What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a bat's favorite game?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?