Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do bees chew?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How does a penguin build its house?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?