Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a retired vegetable?