What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why are books always so angry?