What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a horse's favorite car?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
When is a baseball player like a thief?