What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why can't you trust a pig?