What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Cows.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?