What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?