What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Where do books sleep?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?