What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do frogs get to work?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?