What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?