What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do cows like to dance to?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a dog that meditates?