What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?