What kind of pants do fish wear?
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How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
When do mice play every day?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?