What kind of pants do fish wear?
Troutsers!
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is the best way to study the Bible?