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What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
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What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the confused bee say?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
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Why was the bud so shy?
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What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?