Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where do hands go on vacation?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?