Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
They're still in puppy love.
What game do mice love to play?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?