What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?