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You're such a pill.
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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a pirate's favorite color?