What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which fly makes films?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What should you wear to a tea party?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?