What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?