What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How do you make a bandstand?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why does Jesus drive so much?