What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is the coolest country?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?