What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why was the bee sad?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How can you make 7 even?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How does the moon cut her hair?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the mare gain weight?