Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
A-parent-ly.
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?