Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
A-parent-ly.
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?