Why are bakers so good at math?
They love Pi!
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are winter days great?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why is laughter the best medicine?