Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?