What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?