What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How is cat food sold?