What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?