What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
How do you organize a space party?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Which animals make the best football players?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?