Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?