Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?