Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?