What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Mars® bars.
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Someone stole my mood ring!