What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Mars® bars.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you grill cheese?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?