What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?