What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
When does a horse talk?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?