What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What season begins with a thud?