What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which bug is related to you?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the confused bee say?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?