What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
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What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?