What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Kobe beef.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How can you farm during the winter?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do you get a country girl to like you?