What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Kobe beef.
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?