What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the fish blush?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?