What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?