What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Language Farts.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?