What class do kids love to pass gas in?
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What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?