Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Every person said it was too vanilla.
When does a horse talk?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?