Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Every person said it was too vanilla.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Which insect makes the best father?