Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Every person said it was too vanilla.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?